Please forgive me.
It has been a million years since I last did post however I feel that I have a good excuse!
You see, I was in Spain.
Rota, Spain to be a bit more specific.
Visiting some cool kids in the U.S American Navy to be even more specific.
So, as you might imagine, it has taken me a good seven days, a wee snooze in a bowl of cereal and a tap on the shoulder from a London train conductor (following yet another wee snooze) to get some life back in me.
However, I am back!
Back and ready to rumble despite living in a state of delirium for the last week.
It's rather funny what can happen when you are too tired to function.
The strangest things came to my head as I walked about the city of London, one step from falling asleep on the side of the road.
Are Martha Stewart and Oprah friends?
Is there a big difference when you walk up an escalator versus to walking up stairs?
Do people who work on the train, catch the train to work?
After coming to the conclusion that M-Stew and Oprah are probably caught in your classic 'Frenemies' scenario, and yes, when you walk up an escalator the steps disappear making it an easier climb - I decided that this week would have to a write off. Excess Sangria and Tequila has tainted any productive bone I have in my body.
And I am not even sorry!
Anywho, how beyond gorgeous does K.Middleton look in her latest green Jenny Packham number?
Seriously woman, the jokes over. Do you ever look bad?
Don't you hate it when people make looking this good, easy?
Oh to be a Duchess!